So this eat the booty epidemic is gettin out of control — ad I’m writing this on my way to work cuz i can’t stop thinking about it. I first want to blame y’all because me and my wife of a year have been doin all types of thangs in the bedroom, because we still young bro. So me and ole girl been in the bed lately and I been eatin the booty or whatever though, bro.. but that booty dont be clean man. Sometimes she might even FART. YEs.. FART bro. IN MY FACE. I think I’m done wit the booty because she ac like she likes it but I get nauseous.
How do I tell her I’m not doing it no more? I mean we just got married, and this quick — I got say bae pump the breaks! Holla!! -Marc G